PumaPUMA REC TRICK TAPE VOL.1 · SP 00:00:00:00
Puma launching off a pine trunk into a blue mountain sky
PLAY
CAM 1 · PINE

cold open — take 1

PUMA

GRAVITY IS A LAW SUGGESTION.

The mountain lion that launched off a pine, tucked the legs, flared the tail and never really came down. $PUMA is that leap. Frozen. Forever. On repeat.

the chin is white. the tail is not negotiable.left the branch. left the ground. left the concept of ground entirely.ranger said 'that's not possible' and puma said nothing, because he was busy lanwarning: do not feed the mountain lion your physics degree.not gonna lie i've been in the air since tuesday
TRICK 01

THE PINE LAUNCH

The original leap: a mountain lion mid-air off a pine trunk
FIG. 1 the frame that broke everybody's feed

ONE PINE. ONE MOUNTAIN LION. ZERO RESPECT FOR GRAVITY.

Somebody pointed a camera at a tree and caught a wild cougar mid-launch: back paws still on the bark, front end already in orbit, tail out like a rudder. It doesn't look like a jump. It looks like the frame right before a superhero landing.

The replies did the rest. Parkour Puma. Spider Mountain Lion. A wall of pspsps. Somebody's mom said it was their turn on the Xbox. The cat never asked for any of it. The cat was busy flying.

  • PARKOUR PUMA
  • SPIDER MOUNTAIN LION
  • pspsps
  • my turn on the Xbox
TRICK 02

SLOW-MO REPLAY

drag the tape. watch it again. and again.

Puma mid-leap
  1. TAKEOFF
  2. TUCK
  3. FULL SEND
  4. STUCK THE LANDING
SLOW ×0.25FR 000
Spidercat: Puma swinging through the pines in a red and blue glow
TRICK 03 · ALTER EGO

SPIDER­CAT

SAME CAT. IMAGINED SUIT. SWINGS FOR THE BIT.

The community looked at that pose and saw a web-slinger. So Puma got a secret identity: no mask, no costume, just a red-and-blue glow when the stunt gets too stupid to explain. Spidercat doesn't fight crime. Spidercat jumps between trees because the ground is lava and that is the whole plot.

with great hang time comes great responsibility (no it doesn't)

TRICK 04

THE CALL

every press, he launches. sound on 🐾

You haven't called him yet.